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Newcastle slips in uni rankings

The toon takes a tumble in the newest uni league table

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Oxford Union President Ben Sullivan will NOT face rape charges

Police say no further action will be taken

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We asked some grown ups for their patronising advice about uni

Ever wondered on what it might be like to finish uni, pay a mortgage and experience more than one 7 o’ clock a day?

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Newcastle University campus rocked by two bomb scares in a week

One fresher charged and another bailed after explosives found in student bedroom

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This Lancashire night club video will make you believe in fun again

Watch the ‘Bounce by the Ounce’ crew absolutely having it

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Anti-terrorist unit take over Newcastle bomb scare

Specialists to handle bomb investigation after two Newcastle freshers arrested

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Freshers arrested over bomb scare at Newcastle Uni

Police confirm they have arrested two Russian students after a bomb disposal team cleared the building

Today's Carnage punters are tomorrow's Jeremy Kyle guests

You have to be a moron to go to Carnage

We’ve long believed it about the popular bar crawl but after four Cardiff girls beat up a homeless person, we guess it’s official: the only people who like Carnage are twats

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Clubber Steve: The Movie

VIDEO: Clubbing at boob level with Oxford’s biggest baller

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Student rushed to hospital after taking LSD

Student left “dazed and confused” after taking LSD tablet bearing trippy artwork

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Miss England hopefuls do a bikini shoot, and that is literally the whole story

The Miss England Beach Beauty swimwear round was in Torquay today. Here are some pictures of the action unfolding

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Ban booze from campus, say Home Office and NUS…even though student drinking is DROPPING

Patronising Alcohol Impact scheme orders unis to ban drinking in SU bars and stamp out pub crawls

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As a law student, can you please shut the fuck up

Your typical ‘lawyer’ is a charmless, robotic smuggard

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Dear Freshers, Here’s how you should be doing Newcastle Uni

Advice from a distressed and unemployed third year

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The seven ways girls handle breakups

From caving to the temptations of Ben and Jerry’s, to declaring thermonuclear war.

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Can’t afford to do a Masters? Can’t afford not to?

Fund your postgraduate or professional course with StudentFunder.com

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On your bike mate: Newcastle uni security clamp down on parking for BIKES

Killjoy security seek out another way to upset revision-burdened students