Yesterday several Jesmond students made a valiant attempt at kickstarting a new viral sensation; “milking”.
The fun starts with buying your milk, the bigger the better, and proceeding to stand or even sit in a formal location followed by emptying the contents on your head from a height. Again, the higher the better.
The craze is very typical of this time of year with assignments looming and 3rd years becoming increasingly immature with the realisation that graduation is on the horizon.
Nonchalant outside the Cherry Tree
900 views in a day is not bad going and we at The Tab would like to see these numbers increase as we are always supporting students’ extra-curricular activities.
Even if you’re a simple fan of puns there are some good, albeit predictable ones as comments.
Enjoy
Jesus f***ing Christ; a middle-class, white, male student craze of sheer senselessness and utter idiocy. Milk should be drunk and seen as a dairy product, not as a public shower for those trying to garner facebook likes and more twitter followers. What is the world coming to?
Classic comment from a Warwick Uni nerd (x@warwick.ac.uk)
Oxford Milking is udderly brilliant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2eO3aVE_EU&fe…
Terrible
The world is coming to banter James pal
Pouring milk is pussy. It's all about throwing SAUSAGES all over yourself!
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